Post by Z on Apr 29, 2009 11:00:16 GMT -5
Mr. Snyder, please sell the team to a non-jock-sniffer. Face it, there's nothing you can do about it now. It's too late. No matter how much money you have, you simply cannot relive your high school years. You can't somehow go back in time and magically have people like you. It's over. Stop using millions of dollars to fill a void in hopes that this time you can simply buy friends. THEY don't care about YOU any more than YOU care about US. Actually, now that I think about it, you know what you are? A cop with money.
Vinny, come out from under Snyder's two-foot-high desk, clean yourself off, and go look for a new team; perhaps more appropriately at the high school level. You, my friend, could use some eyelids as well. I mean come on...are you a distant relative of the Simpson's?
Portis, for the love of Sammy Baugh please, PLEASE just shut up! I know you may not believe this, but we really couldn't care less about what you think. Say it with me now C.P., "I am just a running back. I am only one player out of FIFTY-THREE. My job is to run the football, not to opine on matters unrelated to my job - which, again, is to simply run the football". Clinton, in the spirit of putting this whole thing into perspective for you, let me just say this: you are as good at picking players in the draft and telling the coaches what they should be doing on the field, as Vinny, Snyder and Zorn would be at playing running back this year. Got it. Good. Now shut up.
Moss, I love you. You're Clark(esk), you're Smurf(esk), you're old-school 'skins baby! But if you ever again clean your cleats in the end zone during the final moments of a meaningless game - a LOSS, by the way - you'll loose all that you've no doubt earned in this city. You'll loose our respect. Still love you though, hamstrings and all!
Cooley, you are the man! You're the reincarnation of every true Redskin from the 70's and 80's. I bet Gibbs LOVED you man. He probably looked at you and saw old 85 out there.
Carols, well congratulations! How'd it feel to finally play your very first year of professional football? Yyyeeaahhh....see now THAT'S what those silly pad thingys are for.
Campbell, NOBODY will argue the fact that you are an absolute class-act: nobody! Thank you for being so professional and so Redskin about everything. If it makes you feel any better, we all hate Snyder and Vinny too.
Colt, I don't know what you have to do, or better yet WHO you have to do, but get in the d**n game already!!!! I was born and raised in Crofton and now live in Annapolis, and I can tell you unequivocally that all of us are dying for you to get in there. You appear to be very Favre(esk) in your ability to compensate for a broken play and to extemporize. Just have some hooker give Collins the clap and give Campbell another playbook to study to keep them both busy, and get in there already!
Zorn, say it with me, "Burgundy and Gold".
To all the true fans (that is, all those residing outside of NOVA) I say:
DALLAS SUCKS and HAIL TO THE REDSKINS!
Vinny, come out from under Snyder's two-foot-high desk, clean yourself off, and go look for a new team; perhaps more appropriately at the high school level. You, my friend, could use some eyelids as well. I mean come on...are you a distant relative of the Simpson's?
Portis, for the love of Sammy Baugh please, PLEASE just shut up! I know you may not believe this, but we really couldn't care less about what you think. Say it with me now C.P., "I am just a running back. I am only one player out of FIFTY-THREE. My job is to run the football, not to opine on matters unrelated to my job - which, again, is to simply run the football". Clinton, in the spirit of putting this whole thing into perspective for you, let me just say this: you are as good at picking players in the draft and telling the coaches what they should be doing on the field, as Vinny, Snyder and Zorn would be at playing running back this year. Got it. Good. Now shut up.
Moss, I love you. You're Clark(esk), you're Smurf(esk), you're old-school 'skins baby! But if you ever again clean your cleats in the end zone during the final moments of a meaningless game - a LOSS, by the way - you'll loose all that you've no doubt earned in this city. You'll loose our respect. Still love you though, hamstrings and all!
Cooley, you are the man! You're the reincarnation of every true Redskin from the 70's and 80's. I bet Gibbs LOVED you man. He probably looked at you and saw old 85 out there.
Carols, well congratulations! How'd it feel to finally play your very first year of professional football? Yyyeeaahhh....see now THAT'S what those silly pad thingys are for.
Campbell, NOBODY will argue the fact that you are an absolute class-act: nobody! Thank you for being so professional and so Redskin about everything. If it makes you feel any better, we all hate Snyder and Vinny too.
Colt, I don't know what you have to do, or better yet WHO you have to do, but get in the d**n game already!!!! I was born and raised in Crofton and now live in Annapolis, and I can tell you unequivocally that all of us are dying for you to get in there. You appear to be very Favre(esk) in your ability to compensate for a broken play and to extemporize. Just have some hooker give Collins the clap and give Campbell another playbook to study to keep them both busy, and get in there already!
Zorn, say it with me, "Burgundy and Gold".
To all the true fans (that is, all those residing outside of NOVA) I say:
DALLAS SUCKS and HAIL TO THE REDSKINS!
